... Dio recounts an exchange between Elagabalus plus the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina via a surgical incision. ^With ten